The Different Forms of Tired

Thanks to my rigorous schedule, I discovered that tired comes in many forms.

1. The "I was sleeping really well, my dreams were awesome and I want to finish them, and I could stayed asleep, if it weren't for that stupid alarm, and I feel narcaleptic all day" tired

2. The "I am going to try to do my work and drive with one eye open" tired

3. There is "The five cups of coffee and double shots of espresso are actually putting me to sleep" tired

4. I have noticed that I suffer a lot from the "My eyes are not pointing the same direction today" tired

5. There is also the "I ate so many carbs, I cannot move" and

6. "Did that Chinese food have sedatives in it?" tired

7. I cannot stand "I am so tired, my ears are ringing and everything sounds tinny, even the beeping of the gas pump sounds like it is coming through a Marshall stack" tired

8. "I am so tired, I cannot get to sleep"

9. "I was exhausted, so why all of the sudden energy?"

10. I have a lot of fun with the "slap-happy" tired

11. "Who am I, again?" tired

12. "I lost my train of thought" tired

13. Whenever the band does three nights in a row, and I have to work the next morning, I am on stage singing and thinking to myself, "Gee, I am so tired, it seems like these sets are flying by! I have lost all concept of time! I am thinking one thing and singing another thing at the same time. I must be really talented to do this, 'cause I sure am tired. Cool!" tired

14. The "I cannot feel my limbs" tired scares me.

15. "What?"

16. "Huh?"

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