It's a Good Time to be a Vegetarian

Now is a great time to be a vegetarian, thanks to the Avian flu scare, eh?
I have nothing against the poultry industry and I am sure the United States has higher standards than Asia, but still, I am turned off by just the thought of eating any sort of meat, now.
I will not give up my love of fish, though.
Maybe my obsessive compulsiveness is taking over, but the idea of eating any food that is prepared by someone other than me grosses me out.
Now is a good time for me to move to Montanna and buy my own farm, because I find myself hating humanity and I am afraid of food.
Of course, it all may just be a sign of PMS!