The Seven-Day Itch, Going On Eight...

I cannot stop itching. I itch everywhere, except down there, thank God! I do not have any rashes, except from all of the scratching I have been doing. My scalp, face, eyes, nose, and the majority of my limbs itch.

It started last Thursday, and I thought maybe it was an allergic reaction to something I ate that day. My nose and chest began to itch on Friday, and by Saturday, my scalp and face decided to join the fun. I managed to get some temporary relief today, thanks to Gold Bond Medicated lotion. I cannot take Benadryl, because I have to be able to function today and tonight. Moreover, one has to almost make a drug deal with the pharmacist to by antihistamines these days, thanks to the crystal meth makers. Assholes! No, my ass hole does not itch.

I now come to the conclusion that my itching is nothing more than a combination of dry skin and all the mold spores that are still lingering where I work. Ah! I am allergic to work. I wonder if I can get a doctor's note saying, "Please excuse Jeni from work as she is allergic."