Don't Dream It, Be It

Although borrowed from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", these are words for me to live by. Someone asked me, "Aren't you a little old to have such big dreams?" to which I replied, "Am I too old to be alive?"

Thursday, January 20, 2005

I Wonder...

I wonder how many couples visit the Empire State building dressed as Fay Wray and King Kong?

Happy belated Birthday to Jim Carrey!

That reminds me of when I dated a guy who was a Jim Carrey look-a-like. He was fun to be around and hot, too. I told him he should get into modeling, and eventually, I think he did pursue it. His "Jim" was so convincing, that when he would go down to Mexico, the locals thought he was Jim, and they would hound him for autographs. I had a good time dating him. The only thing that gave me the willies was, his legs were smoother than mine! Yes, he shaved 'em. Goodness, he was hot, though!

I haven't had to be in that awkward, first-date situation in many moons, but I think if I ever am again, my first question will be, "can I see your legs?"

My next question will be, "how do you keep that just shaved look?"

Never again will a man have smoother legs than me! Never! (Unless he does drag shows for a living or dresses in drag, that's okay. It's disturbing that drag queens dress better and have smoother legs than most women, but it's okay)


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