Why, pray tell, do I feel like I have to buy all this crap before I go on vacation? It seems like I don't have the right clothes, or I need another pair of evening shoes. When did I become so high maintenance? Not to mention, in all of my wandering throughout Target and the mall, I forgot the one thing that I feel like I need the most- A New York City street and subway map! I know they're available online, now, though, so I suppose it's no big deal. I am so antsy! Restlessness is one of the first stages in the vacation cycle. Restlessness is then followed by, "We're finally here, so now what?" Then, there is what appears to be the climax of the whole vacation; For me, this is Saturday night's performance of "Spamalot!" Then, there's the dissappointment of waking up Sunday knowing it is the last full day in New York and it went by so quickly. Finally, there is the "Everyone can piss off" attitude, "because I am not ready to leave yet" on the plane ride home. Not to mention, there is the scowling at the happy people who are just beginning their vacations.
I got my cartilage pierced last night. This is a big deal for me, because I used to be such a prude and had few piercings. Now, I want more after this one heals. I got my right ear done. It's funny, because there used to be this saying that having one ear pierced on the right side means that you're gay. Remember the saying, "left is right and right is wrong?" What a bunch of crap! Actually, back in the sixties, it used to be that if a person has his right ear pierced, it meant that he was selling one type of drug and to have the left ear pierced, it meant that he was selling another type of drug. I went with my right side, because my left buttock is gay and my right buttock sells gerbils. Actually, I part my hair on and sleep on my left. I plan on doing the other side as well as the "rook" of my ear, when this one heals, and that is all I have to say about that.