Hello, Aunt Flo

I like humanity again, now that Aunt Flo is here, and my hormone levels are at a friendlier level.

I watched a little television last night after I finished my homework and heard the funniest thing on the E! network. I am not sure what the show was called, but the host said something to the affect of, "If you want to see the decline of western civilization, watch MTV." Heck, if you want to see the decline of western civilization, watch just about any reality television show. The editors of these shows take care of all the time lapses for you, so western civilization is really not declining as fast as it seems to be. Remember, a ton of footage is shot in a few weeks time, then condensed to about twenty minutes for a half-hour show. I think I found a new career choice--Editor for television. If one of the reality show bitches pisses me off in a particular week, I will edit the crap out of her footage to make her look as evil and stupid as possible. Ah, the power of editing!