It's Nothing, Really

A few years ago, my friend Erin and I came up with a word to describe a group of people who are creeps. We came up with the word "creeples."

I have been feeling nauseous all week long. It could have been the two White Castles I had Saturday night, but geeze, you'd think it would be out of my system by now. I have been eating healthy the majority of the week to make up for the White Castles, but that only seems to make me feel worse, so for lunch today I went to Sonic and got a grilled chicken sandwich and some fries. Why I thought the carb overload would make me feel better, I will never know.

I started that entry yesterday. I feel much better today after an enema and some Maalox. I would not make a very exciting celebrity. You know how shows like Extra and Entertainment Tonight are always gloating about what celebrities spend their money on, like Jennifer lopez was seen in Littleville, Idaho spending part of her zillion dollar earnings on sequined, garden gnomes. It's like, who cares? It's none of my business what celebrities spend their money on. I can only imagine a news report like, today singer Jeni Harris spent $1.59 on a two-pack of Fleet enemas. She is a thrifty shopper, though--she saved a whole twenty cents! She is "on-the-move" again!