Jason Is A Pussy

Jason is a pussy. Jason who? I have know idea, but when I was pumping gas earlier this evening, "Jason is a pussy" was scratched into the gas pump. So, if your name is Jason and you do not have a last name, you are a pussy. This does not mean, however, that if you are a pussy, then your name is Jason. This does not mean that if you have a pussy, your name is Jason. It does not mean that your pussy's name is Jason. My pussy's name is Merlin and he is not a Jason. (I once called my pussy Jason by accident and he bit me.) Therefore, not all pussys are Jasons, but clearly, all Jason's are pussys. Yet, if your are a Jason, this doe not mean you have a pussy, but you may want to change your name from Jason to Pussy.

Now, run away!