Don't Dream It, Be It

Although borrowed from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", these are words for me to live by. Someone asked me, "Aren't you a little old to have such big dreams?" to which I replied, "Am I too old to be alive?"

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Giant Raisins

Today at the grocery store I saw a special on giant raisins. GIANT RAISINS? They're called prunes, people! Why the hell do we need giant raisins, too? Are giant raisins any better than prunes? Are giant raisins plotting to drive prunes to the brink of extinction? Is there a war going on between plum and grape farmers and the Today Show and the BBC World Service has failed to bring this to the world's attention?

Wait--do giant raisins have pits?
If so, are they giant pits?

Do they come in organic?

posted by Jeni @ 4:09 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Au contraire, mon ami.

    Prunes are plums, not raisins.
    Giant raisins are, well, giant raisins I guess.

    See you tonight.
    Mr Hand.

     

  • At 4:24 PM, Blogger Jeni said…

    Okay,listen, Hand. Apparently I did not make myself clear. I understand that plums are prunes, as they have been helping shit all of my life and I love them almost as much as I like taking a good shit after a long day at work. I would like to see these giant grapes that these giant raisins come from.
    Now, get back to work.
    See you tonight at the Trainwreck.

     

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