Crazy People

I finally ran out of paper clips. I never thought I'd run out of paper clips. It's just more proof that all good things must come to an end. Now, I can open a brand new box.
Apparently, the paper clips I use are universal, so I can use them anywhere in the universe. This will come in handy when I go back to Mars.

Speaking of Mars, (Man, I love segueys!) I think the little red planet being so close and visible to Earth has something to do with people acting so crazy the past two weeks. It will only get worse as Mars moves closer and becomes more visible, with the craziest day being August 27 of this year!
The girls I work with in the call center have noticed that people have been making crazier and crazier requests as the week progresses. Yesterday, I saw a driver almost crash right into a construction barrel. It looked as though the driver expected the barrel to move out of his way. I spoke to my friend, Heather, the other day. She said she has been dealing with a lot more crazies in the ER the past few weeks.

It could be I am on an episode of "Twilight Zone:Reality!"
I used to think that that I was always on television, anyway. How cool and relieved did I feel to learn that the people I saw on the glowing box got paid to be on tv?