Pork Rinds In The Vending Machine?

Why on earth would anyone put pork rinds in a vending machine at a place where the majority of employees are women? Pork rinds are a man's food and I do not even see the men who work here rejoicing. I feel that if you are going to replace the Doritos with pork rinds, at least have the decency to replace the diet soda with Natural Light beer. While you're at it, Mr. Vending machine man, could you maybe put some hot wings and ranch or blue cheese dressing in the vending machine and throw in some celery and carrot sticks, too? Thank you.

(Not to mention, paying fifty cents for a tiny bag of pork rinds is a rip off, when one can go to Costco and get a lifetime supply of pork rinds for only $3.99.)